I thought everyone would get a good laugh out of this one - - -

 

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Iran Says It Plans Nuclear Submarine

(WALL STREET JOURNAL 13 JUN 12) ... Jay Solomon

 

WASHINGTON—Iran said it has begun preparations to produce a nuclear-powered submarine, providing an argument for producing weapons-grade fuel, ahead of its next round of international nuclear negotiations.

 

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... And so, we'll be able to update an old Cold War joke: "Q: How do you tell a sailor in the Soviet Red Banner Northern Fleet Iranian Navy? A: He glows in the dark!" ...